My hero

So I know this girl named Rebecca. I met her about a year ago working at the Inormation Desk at school. She is undoubtedly the most amazing person I have ever known. This is why she is incredible:
1. She can eat 2 Cafe Rio burritos in 1 sitting
2. She is the tallest girl I know
3. She is a vegetarian
4. She is allergic to the sun
5. She was homeschooled for a few years- somehow she managed not to turn into a total antisocial nerd
6. She is studying Public Health and gets to take awesome classes like Infectious Diseases
7. She is super sneaky
8. She tells the funniest jokes- like me two favorite: How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face. haha and, What does an dislexic, agnostic, insomniac do? He sits up all night and wonders if there's a dog.
9. White boys don't like her. Anyone want to guess why? Because I don't know- and neither does she.
10. She works for Guest Services, so of course she's cool
11. She has a scooter named Bianca
12. Her birthday is on 7/11- which means the she (and everyone else) can get free slurpees on her birthday
13. She is scuba certified. And she almost got eaten by a baracuda once while she was scuba diving
14. She is a Building Coordinator in the Wilk- so she knows all the cool "hidden" places
15. She once got thrown out of a car window while it was rolling over- and she survived
16. She started college when she was 17. Everyone thought she was a freak. But it's cool
17. She grew up in Park City- what isn't awesome about that?
18. Her last name is Zirkle. Say it. Zirkle. Cool, no?
Anyway, the list could go on and on and on forever, but I'll leave it at that. If you ever have the immense pleasure of meeting her, make sure you become good friends with her. She will change your life like she changed mine.